my favorite internet convos this week:

# 1 : bff Eric Parson from the Chi™ :

EP : okay, i'm going to go beat off and go to bed

i hafta get up early tomorrow

:(

Me : k. nite.

loves you.

EP : fuck you betch

loves you too.

~~~ this is a fine example of why EPee is my favorite bff evAr...he knows how to make a joke but still give The Love™ (he also tells me i'm the sexay, so he gets bonus points!)

# 2 : friend Maurice, from NY b/w of Barbados :

Maurice : I want to talk to you about removing that damn avi.

I'm sterile now, Ang.

Who can I pass on my good-looking sperm to now?

Me : Maurice! (Rah Rahr © the steve miller band)

I know i may have damaged the world with sterilizing you, but i think i may have done you a financial service. spawn is expensive!

Maurice : Angie....Aaaaaaaangie © Mick Jagger an nem

Barbadians need to impregnate the world to save it.

You've just set the movement back fiftyleven years.

Me : i want to do a blog post that is this conversation. i think i will!

~~~~~~i love Maurice, not only b/c he buys me food when I go to NY, but also b/c he doesn't mind that I speak to him in song noises, but also b/c he's also such good and fun conversations! (he also has a pretty nice chest ladies!!)

so yeah, those are my two favorite internet convos from this week. stay tuned, maybe i'll start recording the voice chats that i do!!

p.s. - mylife is me!